i probably should, but i’m not going to. maybe u should get up and beat everyone to making u do it!!

why not? and still that requires me getting up, which is a no.

posted 8 months ago with 0 notes

hell ya i did hELLo

what if u were lying

!!! midget bae

posted 8 months ago with 2 notes

a lil sleepy but I’m good how are u this fine day

you should nap! it’ll help. i’m feeling very lazy, and i don’t want to move but probably someone will make me get up u feel??

posted 8 months ago with 1 note

me hello new friend

hi friend, how are you today?

posted 8 months ago with 1 note

i’m back, did anybody miss me?

posted 8 months ago with 4 notes


i get so jealous over someone who isn’t even mine

(Source: overviolent)

posted 9 months ago with 27,833 notes
via:suckitandseemalik source:overviolent




Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?  QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

(Source: iraffiruse)

posted 9 months ago with 314,962 notes
via:loostyles-deactivated20140307 source:iraffiruse




imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence 



posted 9 months ago with 221,198 notes
via:joshfransexmee source:magicconchshell


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